Welp, I’ve made friends with at least one agent in Woolloongong. The first time we talked, I told him I would make a great dominatrix. The following day he called back and we had a friendly competition over who had booked someone with the weirdest/funniest surname.
He won with Mr. Cocks, I came a close second with Crapella.
I’m stuck between wanting:
1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love
2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet
3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career